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Pride 2026

Happy Pride

I am wishing you a very happy Pride Month this 2026! This year more than most, it's important to live proud and loud. Don't let the news get you down, this is temporary. The trend of history is toward progress, and we will return. Live your gayest life, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Suck a cock, take a load, give a load. Blow a stranger! Become a cumpig. Compliment a stranger's jockstrap. Eat ass! Go to the club, wear hardly anything at all, and shake your ass. Call your gay friends, invite them out to brunch, order a vodka soda. Hookup with a stranger, and don't exchange names. Cruise in the woods, go to the dark room. Suck, fuck, breed, repeat! Kiss your partner, touch their butt, squeeze it a little.

If you read this and you're gay, I'd love for you to write to me and tell me about your most recent hookup. I love reading sexy stories.

Will this be summer's big gay track...??

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